Wednesday, February 22, 2012

blonde jokes

Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the other one watches.
Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "keep trying, it looks like it is going to rain and the top is down".
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.
How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
Tell her that the drinks are on the house.
More blondes inventions
Tricycle kickstand
Inflatable dartboard
Glass hammer
Black light bulb

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

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