Tuesday, February 21, 2012

chuck norris

There is now 15.3% more chuck Norris jokes than blonde ones here are some of the best of all time chuck Norris jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokémon cards.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a transport truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow

Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars.... On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

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