chuck norris

There is now 15.3% more chuck Norris jokes than blonde ones here are some of the best of all time chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokémon cards.

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a transport truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow

Chuck Norris once won a billion dollars.... On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

awsomeness is the stuff legends are made of

blonde inventions

Here are some blonde inventions  


1.Left handed pencil

2.Black highlighter

3.Waterproof tea bags
4.Dehydrated water
5.Screen door on a submarine
6.Helicopter ejection seat
7.Air conditioning for motorcycle
8.Wooden barbecue

9.Gasoline fire extinguisher

10.Fireproof matches
11.Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses





awesomeness is the stuff legends are made of

Loser or winner

There is two kind of people in the word there is loser and winner (and then there’s me who is downright awesome). 

If your name is Chuck Norris, William Shatner or Mr. T you shouldn't read this because you're more awesome than we're able to safely measure.

you know your awesome when…

someone searches for the definition of the word awesome and  finds your name.

you possess a black belt in any martial art.

your me.

Your name tag at work says hello my name is awesome.

awesomeness is the stuff legends are made of